"The BREN is an infantry machine-gun. If you shoot a single 7.62 mm round into a zombie, a 20-ounce sirloin comes out the other side. The Bren serves up 100 sirloins per minute..."
"A WWI era machine gun, straight from the blood-soaked mud of the trenches. What else could you posibly want? Dont ask for whom the bells toll, get hold of one of these and start ringing some zombie bells yourself!"
"The MINIGUN: When you absolutely, positively, must kill every single sonofabitch in sight."